imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular
Let’s make this situation even better. Both of you are wearing TAP SHOES, and all of the floors are hardwood.
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
I love you
I watch this disturbing video every easter
The entirely pastel backgrounds are what make this a masterpiece.
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
found my mom burning on the celing, so he vouched to find the thing that killed her, and so me and my brother grew up on the road and was taught how to kill monsters
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
take your brother outside as fast as you can
"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"
Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go
Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.
LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART
OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL
TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????
FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA
LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL
THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE
OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT
JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE
THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING
LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS
NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS
ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT
FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING
HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?
in this post: wow just look at all this COMPLETELY UNCREDITED AND UNSOURCED ART!!!! I SURE DO LOVE ART!!!!!! JUST NOT ENOUGH TO GIVE THE ARTISTS WHO PUT SUCH HARD WORK INTO MAKING THEM THE RECOGNITION THEY DESERVE
- first image: Jose Vergara
- second image: Jason Edmiston
- third & fourth image: Alexandre Cabanel
- fifth image: Eloy Morales
- sixth image: Adam Lupton
- seventh image: Ana Teresa Barboza
- ninth, tenth and eleventh images: Taisuke Mohri
- twelfth image: Ann Kullberg
- thirteenth and fourteenth images: Bernini
- fifteenth image: Giovanni Strazza
literally the only image here i could not easily find a source for within the first three minutes of image searching was the eighth image. for god’s sake, please show some actual fucking respect for the artists who poured their efforts into making these works of art.
So this actually happened
That… Man is so fucking in character for the Doctor holy shit this gave me chills
I almost cried.